imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
THEN: "I’d flow home, and I was so into this relationship that I wrote wake up. you know, I fuckin’ poured my heart out into that song, and I played it for her over the phone, only to later find that she was going to crush my ass…and she did. she was definitely not ready for commitment, but god dammit, It’s like when I get into somebody, I’m into somebody”
The morning will come, in the press of every kiss, with your head upon my chest. I will annoy you, with every waking breath, until you decide to wake up.Coheed and Cambria - Wake Up (via we-are-together-we-fall-together)
I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message(via lezbianzdoitbetter)